I was up at 1am for four hours of unscheduled productivity. Around 5 I fell asleep for a few hours of vivid and unsettling dreams, heavily featuring Jesus as a piggy bank. Feel free to make a Jesus Saves joke here.

Sitting now my office desk, the only thing standing between myself and complete insanity is coffee. Lots of coffee. Rivers, lakes and oceans of coffee. To hold this flood of cofee, I brought my plastic coffee tankard from home; decorated with a hipster managing the impressive feat of drinking coffee, playing the bongos, and looking as if he had just achieved enlightenment all at once, it is both large, functional, and inspirational.