I can’t believe it! The local Foodmaster was out of Fritos! Why does the world hate me so? Rage and Angst!

Ahem.

The Frito-Lay delivery man didn’t make it in time and/or there was a incredible run of people with the munchies which could only be satisfied with the bold taste of Fritos. In any case, there are no Fritos in Mudville; we will survive somehow. The leftover chili will not be made into Frito pie, but into Generic Corn Chip pie. Of course, as Varia says, once it’s slathered in boiling hot ultra-spicy chili, it won’t really matter.