So yeah, I’m 30. No head of grey hair, no infinite wisdom, but I feel alright. I feel, well, like a guy who’s lived a bit, who’s got some experience under his belt, but who also has a lot to look forward to.

I also move up a bracket in foot races, so I’m competing in the 30-39 category. It’s like getting discount tickets at the theaters! As added bonus, if I were transported to ancient Rome, and somehow were made a citizen, I’d be eligible to run for Tribune.